Marauders

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The Bergdorf twins were back. Thru out the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Mothers imposed an early curfew on their children. These night marauders would surely cause the early demise of the Face of Everyman.

Plus Sized

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As the official scribe of a Blog about birds the Face of Everyman was chagrined to wake up and find four of the Plus sized beasts devouring the morning ration of bird seed. If actions like this were tolerated for much longer the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa might lose their World Heritage Site designation.

ADA

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Baxter was upset. Once again some four legged doofus pushed aside a disabled person to get at the corn subsidy set out by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Sisters of Charity. Crippled since birth Baxter knew his rights under the ADA. He engaged the Face of Everyman to act as his agent and attorney.

Scavengers

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Party differences were temporarily laid aside as Pigeons and Crows tried to get as much food as possible. the Face of Everyman anguished over the high costs incurred by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa in feeding these scavengers who had dumpsters they could feed from. There seemed no justice.

Attack

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Barney attacked the waterlogged leaf with bone shattering ferocity. His cries of triumph awoke the whole of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Poor, the Face of Everyman, returned to fitful sleep and troubling dreams.

Pineapple Clippers

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It looked like an ordinary morning at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. And yet, storm warnings had been called for gale force winds and coastal flooding as the first of three Pineapple Clippers was about to roar thru. the Face of Everyman had assembled his scuba gear; ready for any eventuality.

Dinner Date

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Bennie had waited weeks before asking Priscilla out on a date. What could be more perfect than Thanksgiving leftovers at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa: seeds, nuts and fruit in bite sized portions lightly soaked in rain water? the Face of Everyman could tell that Priscilla was pleased. The venerable saga had a new fondness for rodents.

Parade

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Mullard was up early. the face of Everyman had promised that the Macy’s Day Parade would be aired on the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Jumbotron. His favorite balloon was Snoopy.

Fly-by

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Sonny was bored. Fly-byes of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa security cameras seemed like sport. the Face of Everyman tried not to duck with each fly over; no need to encourage such behavior.