It has been said, “that if you turn your head quick enough you’ll catch a glimpse of your Guardian Angel”. Poor Batska, every time he tried, it was just his cousin dropping in for a chat with the Face of Everyman. Most folks in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa didn’t think that you needed a Guardian Angel. Further more, who’d ever seen one?
Photography
It is that time of year when proud couples in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa celebrate the fledging of their second brood. Roscoe appears very proud while Theodora more stately. the Face of Everyman gave them their portfolio of four proofs. They could choose which pose to purchase. Next week he was shooting school class photos; an especially lucrative area of enterprise.
Andy Warhol
The annual Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Film Festival brought in a few fresh faces. Promoter, the Face of Everyman, had made sure that there was plenty of pop corn, seed and honey suckle nectar. The venerable sage hoped that everyone would enjoy seeing recently discovered Andy Warhol experimental films.
Padre
It always seemed to be the crack o’ dawn that a new Padre would start services for those at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa who needed spiritual guidance. the Face of Everyman was pleased that nobody showed for this first service. Most songbirds sleep in late on Fridays. The 10 AM service might be a sellout.
Ventriloquist
When bored, the Face of Everyman would use his skills as a ventriloquist. Seen above, Robby, a guest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, thinks he hears his mother calling for him to come in and put on a sweater. She feels a chill.
Flight Ops
After long hours of flying migrating birds visiting the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa often requested that the Face of Everyman verify that their stiff and numb legs were indeed down, talons visible and that it was safe to land. The Spa enjoyed an enviable safety record.
Worms
Time after time the Face of Everyman had asked Rocky not to wash his food in the sacred waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. There was just something icky about slimy earthworms.
#MeToo
the Face of Everyman is perplexed; did Art always imitate Life even in the magical Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Mortal Combat
Near the time of the Harvest Moon strange things happen. The Security Camera records a life or death struggle between the dark forces under the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and Draven, a local gang member. An anonymous Moth urges Draven to try harder to escape the grasp. Once again the Face of Everyman sleeps through the entire episode of mortal combat.
Skull and Crossbones
Halloween was still weeks away but Bosworth was eager to build community interest thru-out the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman helped him create the Skull and Crossbones motif. Unfortunately the paint had to dry overnight.
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