the Face of Everyman was unclear if the Death Threat was real or was it a poorly worded request. The venerable sage tried to remain calm and not show fear, but that proved difficult. In the end, the villain departed the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa vowing to return. Immediately, the Kindly ol’ Pensioner put everybody on half rations of dreck. Nothing should attract these marauders. Everyman pleaded, on the guests behalf, for a wiser solution.
Epic Deluge
Intense rains had fallen and flood waters overwhelmed the levees surrounding the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Webster from FEMA came down to tell the Face of Everyman that it would be after lunch before the emergency pumps would be repaired. A Helo crew could drop K-rations or rescue the venerable sage if the swirling waters rose any higher. Everyman showed no concern; after all, he had experienced the crushing force of the Johnstown Flood of 1889.
Tour Groups
the Face of Everyman regretted allowing tour bus companies the privilege of mid-day stop overs at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Many thought this the lunch stop and descended on the world class buffet table like a swarm of locust. Quarterly profit information for the Food Service Division was not shared with stockholders. An asterisk was thought to suffice.
Guy Talk
Patches dropped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to pay his regards to the Face of Everyman. More to the point he wanted the venerable sage to know that he, Patches, would be the one singing the characteristic song establishing his territory hereabouts. As soon as a bride has chosen him, she’d build the nest and he’d be free to have a couple of beers with Everyman and do guy talk.
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Unwelcome Guest
An unthinking member of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa kitchen staff had discarded the crusts of the English Tea Cucumber Sandwiches. Naturally the undesirable element appeared within moments. In a brave act of statesmanship the Face of Everyman hammered out an agreement whereas Jonathon could take the large crusts provided he leave the smaller for the nesting Crows. It seemed a win-win for everybody.
Archenemy
Lefty had at long last caught up with Mullard. They were archenemies. the Face of Everyman defused the confrontation by inviting each to sign up for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Saturday Night Fights. Grudge fights were usually billed just before the title matches. Personal quarrels worked the crowd into a frenzy; if there was one.
Toughs
A couple of Toughs stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. With all the activity of the landscapers they had assumed that perhaps the Spa was up for sale and being staged. Bonnie wanted to expand into the personal services arena; while Clyde thought he might enjoy running the bar and casino. the Face of Everyman assured them that nothing was for sale and that they should return for the grand opening when the vast newly planted gardens would be in full color.
Improvisational Dance
The dance studio at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa performed for the public on Sunday afternoons. Seen above is Johnny Dark Eyes performing a few improvisational dance steps to the delight of luncheon crowd. the Face of Everyman was proud that “JDE” was such an apt pupil.
Barnstomers
The circus is ready to leave their winter quarters in the meadow near the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Various acts are making last minute improvements. These two asked the venerable sage to suggest a “snappy” name. the Face of Everyman deemed this duo: The Flying St Croix Twins. They’ll go on to make their fortune this summer as top draw Barnstormers.
New Guests
This young couple weren’t sure that they would fit in at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa: being so colorful and all . . . the Face of Everyman was quick to assure them that everybody was welcome. Well, perhaps a few, like raptors and nest robbers, weren’t regarded as guests, and never will be. The venerable sage said that he would be pleased to store their luggage until after lunch when they could check in at the front desk.
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