the face of Everyman thought it odd that this bird visited the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa in such low numbers. Time would tell as Spring became more entrenched in the Pacific Flyway.
Solo
Speed
Alarm
the Face of Everyman viewed with alarm the return of this parasite to the peaceful Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. After a few moments he activated the klaxon ordering guests to shelter in place.
Toasted
Lyman had a skill for finding burnt pizza and befouling the pristine waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure he could withstand a second pool cleaning so soon.
Water?
So, this is how it ends, thought the Face of Everyman, high and dry on some deserted beach in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Actually, the kindly ol’ pensioner, had just drained and scrubbed the whole pool. It no longer smelled like Jalopenos from the chilli infused birdseed. Surely a blessing. A hose delivered water minutes later.
Food
Henretta patrolled the usual areas for nectar, but little was available in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She found fault with the Face of Everyman for being so generous towards seed eating birds.
Equality
Cheeky approached the Face of Everyman to complain about the chilli infused bird seed. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa should give equal treatment was his proposal.
Flotsam & Jetsam
Horace and Greenwald could remember when the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was pristine; now flotsam and jetsam seemed everywhere. the Face of Everyman tried to explain that it was those nasty Crows. His words seemed empty and apologetic.
Mosquitoes
Chatsworth was paid hansomely to endorse Mosquito Chips seen here in the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman believed strongly in pest eradiction.
