Joke?

Almost everyone took a poke at the stoic venerable sage of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman seemed powerless to prevent folks from splashing water in his face or being the butt of their joke.

Free Lunch

Surprise! Cheeky has a new friend and she has been invited to dine at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman hopped that he wouldn’t have more mouths to feed. Running a Free Lunch station was a lot of work.

Largesse

Protesters blocked the camera from the scene of peaceful Pigeons feeding on the largesse furnished by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman pointed out that The Crows also received this gift. It was meant to be shared.

Spring

No matter how wary and elusive he was the markings of this Wild Canary were easily spotted on the CCTV security camera of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman hopped that this heralded the beginning of Spring.

Infrequent

The Venerable Sage was never sure why the Opossum appeared at such irregular intervals and to this small piece of paradise called the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman marked his calendar and would ask him next time.