Star Party
Stray?
Who could be sure that this wasn’t a stray looking for a new home? The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had a strict policy . . . the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure what it was right now, but he’d look it up.
Shout Out
A common guest, Lester, deserved recognition for good behavior within the bounds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman seldom gave a shout out to this courteous songbird. Now was a good time.
Artemas II
Pricilla kept waiting for the sonic boom to arrive at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman explained how far away splash down had occurred. Somethings are too hard to fathom.
Search
Poor Elwood, he was in constant search for Branch Water to enhance his nightly splash of bourbon. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had few serious drinkers. the Face of Everyman was not about to share his secret stache of Kentucky creek drippings with this feisty bird.
Nesters
It was with a sigh of relief that the Face of Everyman welcomed the first of the migrating hoard of songbirds. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would soon be filled with the sound of males defending their territory.
Strike?
Cheeky’s contract called for him to appear every fortnight or more often in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa photos of popular denizens. the Face of Everyman feared labor action if these conditions weren’t met.
Four?
This Security camera image documents the historic sighting of more than two birds of this species to be seen together in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman logged the momentous event in the hotel register.
Riled
The Starling was miffed; he had missed the Easter egg hunt. “Was there any chocolate left over?” he asked. the Face of Everyman was afraid to respond with the truth. He wasn’t going to share.
Ooops
Careless habits nearly cost this Crow a dunking. the Face of Everyman felt that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had an enviable safety record. There had been no drownings so far this year. Day 95 and counting.
