Arabella and Imogen stood helpless as the Crow Clan gorged themselves on the best peanuts the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had to offer. the Face of Everyman would say that life wasn’t fair. And he knew a thing or two.
Life
Detritus
It saddened the Face of Everyman to see the great ballerina Natasha pecking thru the scraps of bird food meant for the lowly songbird. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa owed her much more.
Poster Boy
Our Poster Boy returned to the Clinic to have his ankle x-rayed one more time. the Face of Everyman noted that there were few birth defects in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Surprise!
Cheeky was ready for a nap. he’d been foraging all morning in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. His sudden appearance startled the Face of Everyman. The squirrel’s nervous energy was too much for the venerable sage.
Skull?
News of the discovery of a skull found in the furthest reaches of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa spread quickly. the Face of Everyman braced himself for the onslaught of questions from fearful guests.
Worms
Looking more like an X-ray image rather than an early bird out for worms in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa this Robin wanted talk with the Face of Everyman. Of course, the venerable sage wanted to sleep till dawn.
Freeloader
Johnathon found the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa scarry and foreign; but there was free food. The old guy seemed grumpy. Indeed, the Face of Everyman was stern with freeloading birds.
Riot Act
Looks like there is a new sheriff in town. Just what the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa needed: another marauder. the Face of Everyman was incensed. He read the riot act as if it mattered. He’ll be back.
Pogo II
Surprise! Surprise! The alternate security camera recorded the presence of a second Pogo. Was this then a “mated pair”? The population of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was on the increase. the Face of Everyman was both pleased and caught off guard.
Warmth?
Why was it that guests from warmer climates always blamed the Face of Everyman for the cold weather? The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was uniquely positioned to offer the best of both worlds. The venerable sage kept travel brochures on his desk showing Winter escapes to Sunner climes.
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