They all agreed that this was the best Cinco de Mayo party ever held at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Even the Face of Everyman was pleased how his guacamole turned out.
Guacamole
Cacophony
Each suitor sang his courting song as best as he could. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was filled with ardent males ready to build nests. the Face of Everyman looked forward to when this cacophony would end.
Aggression
the Face of Everyman was always startled by the aggressive actions of these small creatures. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was known for its peacefulness except for a few rowdy guests.
Parasite
It was a sure sign of nesting season for the songbirds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa when the evil Brown Headed Cowbird showed up. It irked the face of Everyman that this parasite enjoyed his larder.
Due Soon?
Pricilla was due to give birth soon. She searched the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for a suitable birthing site. She could have asked the Face of Everyman but she was sure he’d know nothing of such matters.
Outcast
This poor guy never understood why he was such an outcast even at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman felt sorry for this example of the venerable sage’s meddling in DNA splicing.
Curious
Like many guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Curious George wanted to know the source of the scared waters. the Face of Everyman hopped that one look would be enough.
Leftovers
Warm nights brought the nocturnal creatures to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had suggested that they come earlier for a better selection of nuts and seed.
Date
Evellyn was early for her blind date at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She asked the venerable sage the Face of Everyman how did she look? “Okay, I guess.” was his response.
Duets
Duets were popular with the lunch time crowd at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Above these two impersonate Sonny & Cher with a popular song from that era. the Face of Everyman enjoyed the success his entrepreneurship was having,
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