Funny Looking

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the Face of Everyman noted in his daily log that those funny looking birds were back at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He counted himself as lucky when they showed up in just twos and threes. Elsewhere in North America they gathered in the tens of thousands.

Parade

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Everyone wanted to be in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa 4th of July parade. Practice was a bit ragged at first; but, these patriots knew they’d be in shape. the Face of Everyman hoped that the malcontents would drop by the wayside long before the holiday. He still needed a fife and drum duo to lead this rag tag bunch. There seemed no end of problems. He himself would be the standard bearer.

Night Visitor

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A bug in the facial recognition software failed to determine who was this night visitor to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was of little help; he slept thru the whole episode. Members of the security team differed in their ID results. Some declared that it was a Coyote others a common house cat. Rains obliterated any paw prints. Tech teams worked to resolve the bug problem.

Vacate

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Dundee assured the Face of Everyman this object was more than a mere bauble. It was discovered far in the out back deep within an opal mine. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa didn’t accept stolen treasure in payment for rent. The venerable sage gave Dundee his thirty days notice to vacate.

1-811

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The Farmer’s Almanac had marked this date as poor for fishing. Rothschild didn’t care. Even with a waxing gibbous moon he knew that his inherent skills would prevail. He should have called that 1-811 number before digging. All he succeeded in doing was tearing up the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa plumbing system and disturbing the sleep of the Face of Everyman.

Natasha

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This next client was on time for the therapy session. the Face of Everyman provided pro bono counseling to guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Natasha had not found a mate this season and she needed to find out why. The venerable sage offered her tips on sprucing up her on-line dating profile and above all remove that old Polaroid as her glamor shot.

Splish, Splash

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As usual it was a robin who had to wake the Face of Everyman with some fool folderol about bathing at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. In the background the venerable sage could hear that old rock & roll hit:”Splish, Splash, I was taking a bath”. Sometimes he hated it when others were happy this early in the morning.

New Growth

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Arnold claimed the jackpot on the betting pool held annually at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The first yearling to show a new growth of antlers could claim the prize. the Face of Everyman would care for his Tesla until Arnold passed his driving test.

FIFO

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the Face of Everyman was receiving complaints about stale suet blocks set out to feed a mixed variety of guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. In truth the venerable sage was trying to use up last year’s stock; applying what he had learned in business school: FIFO