Renaldo was only a couple of days late for his date with Isabella at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He’d hoped that she would understand how hard it was to find mustache wax in this remote corner of the Pacific flyway. Turned out that the Face of Everyman kept a jar of it in his thespian makeup kit.
In homage to the beginning of Spring the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa began a massive public works project. Most surprised and caught off guard was the Face of Everyman. The pool was drained, heater was removed and water clarifying agents added. Most importantly biological control of mosquitos was performed. Such measures were key elements in the contract between the venerable sage and resort management. Fearing malaria, he enjoyed his afternoon Gin & Tonic just like the old days in India.
Try outs for this season’s Aquatic Ballet brought out talent not seen before at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was quick to sign Lolita to an exclusive contract.
Isabella was new to the dating scene. She had agreed to share a suet block with the two guys who had posted winks to her dating site profile. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was starting to become the go to site for Spring break romances. the Face of Everyman was confident that spa amenities would attract the more well heeled clientele.
Proud parents watch as their offspring forage about in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was equally proud of his stewardship of this renown family playground.
The Bergdorf Twins were back creating havoc at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Forgotten for now was the no contact order in place prohibiting them from harassing the Face of Everyman. The loved to spin the venerable sage till he hollered “Uncle”.
Once again, under the cover of a light fog and mist, Cheeky tried to evade the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa’s high speed security camera. All for naught; the Face of Everyman had been keeping an eye on him as he frolicked about.
Editor’s choice is always a difficult decision. Some folks at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa got far more press than one would expect. Panther, for example, always persona non grata, yet the Face of Everyman kept posting her facial recognition photos from security camera footage. Perhaps her arrest was imminent?
Madd Max was back in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa with the same old belligerent attitude. the Face of Everyman suggested the name of a good therapist; but the little guy would hear none of it.
Fondue was an instant success with the Crow Clan; they couldn’t get enough. They filled the vast dining room of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa each Friday night. the Face of Everyman was pleased and wondered why he hadn’t offered more international dishes. He mused over the possible introduction of Egg Foo Young.
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