It was hard to calculate her speed, but Tuppence was the fastest thing on three legs in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman would endeavor to measure it someday.
Alphonso found himself in an awkward position. Newcomers to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seldom gave the distance to hop a second thought. the face of Everyman suggested that Alphonso flap his wings. There was success at last.
Balance seemed innate in Cheeky’s skill set. the Face of Everyman knew what was coming next: a squirrel in the face. A theme often repeated in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
An engineer showed up to evaluate the Face of Everyman being askew. He thought that the entire Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa needed to be evacuated while explosives were used to reorient the venerable sage.