Percy was going to try out for the Summer Aqua Olympics to be held at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman quickly stopped him from attempting a backward somersault into a half inch of water and suggested he go to the deep end. Seeing the dangers involved in amateur athletics Percy took up Quoits and became district champion.
Mortality Census
Periodically the Face of Everyman took a census count of bands of Simple Pigeons. Shown above is The Breakfast Kit. “E” duly recorded the loss of one of its member since the last tally and phoned in the official report from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Bird Banding and Census Station. Noting the cause: Death by Cooper’s Hawk.
Iris Scan
Once again, despite the grainy image, security forces were able to get a iris scan for a positive ID of Rocky searching the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The Koi were safely in an aquarium behind the bar in the Lounge. the Face of Everyman seen peacefully sleeping, had made to it his goal that anyone with such unacceptable behavior was not allowed to enter. “R” would have to wait for Crawdad season to open on the first day of Spring.
Mail Call
Just back from a big writer’s conference in San Francisco, Jethro inquired if the Face of Everyman had received his postcards. Well, as it turns out, the postal zip code for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa is often alphabetic not numeric. Once a month someone brings over the stuff left over at the local Dead Letter Office. “E” sorts thru the bundles and holds mail call for those still in residence.
Phalanx
Cheeky pretended to ignore the solid phalanx of songbirds advancing slowly towards his position. Could a small group of rag tag sparrows defend their territory and food supply from this huge rodent? He probably didn’t even like the stuff that came Oppenheimer’s Deluxe Patio Mix. the Face of Everyman tried to put the kibosh every squabble at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He enforced an eleventh hour treaty.
AAA Rating
The AAA rating team conducted a surprise visit to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They started with the luncheon menu. Things went down hill from there. Large servings were used to mask the lack of variety. No road kill and a complete disregard for patrons who might appreciate servings of pop corn or french fries. Try as he might the Face of Everyman could not find words to ameliorate their findings. They left and vowed to return in six months. The Spa’s triple “A” rating was at stake. “E” had his work cut out for him.
Ice Patrol
One again the scientists at NOAA had asked Elroy to do the dangerous Blue Nose Ice Patrol. He would leave the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and fly North to the very edge of the Polar Cap. He carried sensitive instruments. Upon Elroy’s return the Face of Everyman would download the data and report the findings. The small stipend they earned allowed them to buy a round at the bar when the day’s work was done.
Free Speech
The rally was called for noon in the Free Speech Zone at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Civic leaders were expected to decry the senseless killing of a member of the community. Few attended when it was realized that huddled masses were easy prey for Cooper’s Hawks. the Face of Everyman never felt threatened. http://www.audubon.org/field-guide/bird/coopers-hawk
Elevator Operator
Thaddeus felt a calling but just what eluded him. He’d been a butcher, a baker, a candle stick maker. He was here at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to interview for a new position as elevator operator. the Face of Everyman was at a loss to understand such a need. Most guests checked in with no luggage and could find their own way to their rooms.
Auditions
The season opener for baseball was almost at hand. the Face of Everyman listened closely as each songbird auditioned with a variety of patriotic songs. This year was very special as it was The Foggy Bottoms Irregulars Vs The Mar-a-lago Gators. The Miami team were almost professionals. The venerable sage expected nothing but the best from his singers and ball club. He warned the singers: no free style or jazz breakout. He promised that they could each express themselves during the Seventh Inning stretch. Could they be ready in time?
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