the Face of Everyman was flustered. A rude guest was splashing about and being caught on the security camera of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage composed a few stern words to be shared.
Splish-splash
Antlers?
Barnaby made a special trip to show the venerable sage his new antlers (early stage) and to parade them about the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the face of Everyman made a big ta do over his new manliness.
Curious
News of the Wright Bros. success at Kitty Hawk, NC finally reached the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It had curious consequences as noted by the Face of Everyman.
Rodent
Cheeky enters, stage right. He is a frequent visitor to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, eating as much birdseed as possible. the Face of Everyman laments that there is never a raptor around when you want one.
Staycation
Bambi’s Aunt Ena always sent photos of herself when at popular resorts. Seen above is one she had a passerby take while at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman encouraged such activity.
Sunup
Maxton was hell bent for leather on his way home in the depths of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He knew he would lose a precious hour of sleep. He hoped to get ahead of the clock. the Face of Everyman seldom saw a raccoon after sunrise. Usually, they were like vampires, home before sunup.
Messenger
This little guy, a messenger, kept repeating the message: Spring forward, Fall back. the Face of Everyman didn’t think that it applied to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and resumed his nap.
Laments
This uncaring teenager is busy sucking up the birdseed meant for the little songbirds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman laments that there is no budget line item for feeding these ravenous deer. They will be his ruin yet.
Guarding
Learned scholars were unclear as to why Our Lady of Perpetual Unhappiness guarded the Daffodils of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. “But there you have it.” as the Face of Everyman used to say.
Dating Service
Leroy listened to the rapping of a woodpecker on a metal stovepipe. This was the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; who looks for a mate using a man-made object? Leroy relied on ariel acrobatics. the Face of Everyman knew it was time to open his dating service app.
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