Nothingness

It was hard to imagine but nothing happened in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa on this date. the Face of Everyman duly recorded it in the guest registry. His Golden Handshake seemed to get further and further away.

Secrets

Fearful of the new facial recognition cameras Boots keeps her face obscured not realizing that her distinctively marked feet were a dead giveaway. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa security team had even more tricks up their sleeves. the Face of Everyman planned on more and better cameras.

Dark

He had always heard that the early bird got the worm. But Ransom wasn’t sure he liked these morning hours. Flying in the dark was dangerous even in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman voiced an agreement and dozed back to sleep.

Heat

The Songbirds regularly complained about Cheeky taking their sunflower seeds. the Face of Everyman reluctantly ordered sizzle N’ heat; a birdseed laced with chili peppers. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would soon be a squirrel free zone.

Proclamation

The village drunk, Cedric, showed up occasionally at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He would proclaim the end of the world was at hand. the Face of Everyman always took that with a grain of salt. He had seen several “ends of the world”; and now wasn’t one of them.