Pigeons
Chili flakes
The kindly ol’ pensioner must have added chili flakes to the birdseed. They were meant as a deterrent to dogs, cats, deer and raccoons. Swifty needed that drink after snorting a few lines of “Jalisco.” It triggered hay fever symptoms in the Face of Everyman.
Rogue Cat
The new security camera at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa honed right in on the intruder. the Face of Everyman regarded it as money well spent.
Ripped Off
The local Treasury Agent examined the coins in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and found them to be foreign coins and of far less copper than pre-1983 American pennies. the Face of Everyman was perplexed; had he been ripped off?
Chemistry
Swimming
Prowler
Boots leaves the porch of the manor house after finding nothing worth eating. She swung thru the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa enroute to her real home and caring mistress. Though she was never any trouble the Face of Everyman resented her kind being in the bird sanctuary.
Splish-splash
the Face of Everyman was flustered. A rude guest was splashing about and being caught on the security camera of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage composed a few stern words to be shared.
Antlers?
Barnaby made a special trip to show the venerable sage his new antlers (early stage) and to parade them about the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the face of Everyman made a big ta do over his new manliness.
Curious
News of the Wright Bros. success at Kitty Hawk, NC finally reached the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It had curious consequences as noted by the Face of Everyman.
