The Bergdorf twins were back from summer vacation and were bent on renewing their habit of chaos in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman marveled at their boundless energy.
Pipsqueak was angry when he saw what those raccoons had done to the Face of Everyman. If only he could protect the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa from the likes those marauders.
An Elder Statesman appeared to discuss the merit in the no scattered birdseed policy which was as a blight on the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. A bargain was struck, perhaps every other day. the Face of Everyman felt comfortable with that and resumed his nap.
This was annoying, the PeanutButter suet was sticking to the top of her mouth. Caldonia had to stop every five minutes and wash it off. She had mixed feelings about the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and the whole idea of feeding wildlife. the Face of Everyman held his tongue on the same matter.
Bosworth was bleary-eyed from an all-night stint of watching for meteors above the vast jungle of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman withheld critical comment.
McElroy enjoyed the “new” openness of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman knew it wouldn’t last. As soon as he resumed feeding the dreaded pigeons would return with a vengeance.
Melvin spoke out about the unjust reasoning behind the Face of Everyman depriving songbirds of scattered seed just to thwart the glutinous pigeons. The venerable sage felt as though the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was spiraling into chaos.
With the freeloading pigeon population reduced, the Face of Everyman felt vindicated about his no scattered birdseed policy. The return of the Wild Canaries to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was proof enough.
Lollipop and Buttercup knew they were in trouble when they set off the security system at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Caught napping, the Face of Everyman had sharp words for their mom.