The Dog Days Of Summer brought on a state of lethargy in the Face of Everyman. When he did stir, strange things happened. Seen above, he has briefly suspended gravity and other laws of Physics. Luckily in such a torpid state nothing outside of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa is effected. [Well, maybe, but not for long.]
Declined
Jonah was fit to be tied. The honey moon suite at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was undergoing renovation. Their luggage was misrouted to Denver and his Platinum Card was declined. the Face of Everyman completely understood that level of exasperation. He offered the newly weds three nights in a small AirB&B, complements of one of his vast holding companies.
Glance
The most predacious of them all is Panther. She prowls the vast grounds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa almost at will. Seen above she casts a glance at the Face of Everyman. Perhaps a small bird is perched there and can be caught unawares.
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Man Up
In a dramatic portrayal of Uncle Tom’s Cabin in the Summer stock theater of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa we see Eliza crossing the frozen Ohio river on the ice floes. the Face of Everyman had been unaware that he had been cast. But “man up” he did and added it to his actor’s resume.
New Family
The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa prided itself on a Family Photo Studio which produced exceptional Baby photos. Seen above is a recalcitrant fledgeling who is unwilling to look at the camera. The new parents were at a loss as to what to do. the Face of Everyman chose not to intervene and let matters take their course. They rescheduled for next Saturday.
Socrates
Socrates plans a career in law. He may become the first citizen of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to obtain a degree. Seen above he is in Day Two of a rigorous regime of discussion utilizing the Socratic method. As time went on even the venerable sage began to question the assumption of the Face of Everyman.
Club Foggy Bottoms
It was Game Day. Wally dyed his head in team colors to show his support for Club Foggy Bottoms. the Face of Everyman expected to sell out. He hoped that he had enough jerseys in both vertical and horizontal stripes. To loyal fans image was everything.
Obstreperous
As the cherries ripened, then fermented, a new Rocky was born. Seen above at the posh watering hole of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa is a poor specimen of a wild beast newly hooked on Sour Cherry Amarretto. With his liquor stocks running low, the Face of Everyman might soon be faced with an obstreperous Procyon lotor.
Occupied
Whoops! Occupied.
Chaos
The early attempts at automated Iris Recognition by security forces of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa proved much more difficult than even the Face of Everyman could surmount. Till bugs could be worked out, a system of challanges and passwords was employed. Each night chaos ensued.
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