Chili

The bird seed was laced with chili pepper. Silvester was sorry after the first taste. What had the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa come to? the Face of Everyman was secretly pleased. Maybe the raccoons would forage somewhere else.

Closed

The poster child for cripples arrived at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Clinc for his routine physical therapy. the Face of Everyman explained that the unit was closed till further notice due to lack of funds.

Body?

Bradshaw nearly feinted when he saw a cadaver beneath the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman assured him that it was no one he knew, and it would be removed Monday or Tuesday at the latest.

Warm-front

the Face of Everyman held his breath, was this scrawny little bird the first American Goldfinch to return to the summer breeding grounds? It turned out that he and a handful of others had ridden a fast-moving Warm Front North. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was an excellent place to ride out the impending storm.

Not-Our-Cat

The last known sighting of Not-Our-Cat, AKA Mr. Pickles. He has not been seen for two days. The Crows are silent as to his where abouts. The songbirds fear foul play. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa will not be the same without him. the Face of Everyman was sure he would show up soon.