The whole family visited the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa on free swim day. Mr. and Mrs. Mulrooney liked to see that their kids experienced the good life. the Face of Everyman was pleased to share.
Free Swim Day
Food and Drink
A late arrival greeted the Face of Everyman. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered a money back policy on food and drink; perhaps there was a problem with the suet blocks?
Solar Outburst
Rocky thought he heard his name called on the wind. He turned in time to be temporarily blinded by a solar flare. EMT’s at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa could do little for him. the Face of Everyman suggested he close his eyes and find shade.
Fugitive
This fugitive from justice was an annual visitor to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman planned to hang this photo in the post office as part of the Ten Most Wanted. The venerable sage “dropped a dime” on this guy to the local FBI field office.
No Fishing
Try as he might Calypso’s hypnotic stare could not make a fish appear in the sterile waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had posted NO FISHING signs as a deterrent, but that hadn’t worked.
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A bump in the night awoke the Face of Everyman. What could it be? He welcomed the intruder to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Merriweather apologized and moved on after his drink.
Sea Chest
Rocky was clearly in distress as seen here in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It turns out that he was trying to lift the sea chest owned by the Face of Everyman. It seemed full of rocks. Maybe treasure.
LGBTQ+
Pastor Mayberry had never performed a same sex marriage at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Luckily the girls brought their own script. the Face of Everyman thought he may have slept thru Pride Month.
Slurp
The new camera installed at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was proving it’s worth. A thirsty coyote grabbed a quick drink without so much as a “Howdy do?” to the Face of Everyman. The hunt was over, and dawn was near.
Lost
Lost again in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was tired of giving directions over and over again. These two better find their mother.
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