Wondrous things are said during the time of the full moon at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; many the Face of Everyman had heard over and over again; a perennial favorite: My Mom says that if I cross my eyes one more time, they’ll stay crossed forever.”
Plastic
The Dentist at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa free clinic had cautioned Armstrong not to try and drink before the Novocaine had warn off. the Face of Everyman would have offered him a drinking straw but his were all made of plastic. The admonishment against their use had reached even this remote spot far off of the Pacific Flyway.
Guardian Angel
It has been said, “that if you turn your head quick enough you’ll catch a glimpse of your Guardian Angel”. Poor Batska, every time he tried, it was just his cousin dropping in for a chat with the Face of Everyman. Most folks in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa didn’t think that you needed a Guardian Angel. Further more, who’d ever seen one?
Photography
It is that time of year when proud couples in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa celebrate the fledging of their second brood. Roscoe appears very proud while Theodora more stately. the Face of Everyman gave them their portfolio of four proofs. They could choose which pose to purchase. Next week he was shooting school class photos; an especially lucrative area of enterprise.
Andy Warhol
The annual Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Film Festival brought in a few fresh faces. Promoter, the Face of Everyman, had made sure that there was plenty of pop corn, seed and honey suckle nectar. The venerable sage hoped that everyone would enjoy seeing recently discovered Andy Warhol experimental films.
Padre
It always seemed to be the crack o’ dawn that a new Padre would start services for those at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa who needed spiritual guidance. the Face of Everyman was pleased that nobody showed for this first service. Most songbirds sleep in late on Fridays. The 10 AM service might be a sellout.
Ventriloquist
When bored, the Face of Everyman would use his skills as a ventriloquist. Seen above, Robby, a guest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, thinks he hears his mother calling for him to come in and put on a sweater. She feels a chill.
Flight Ops
After long hours of flying migrating birds visiting the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa often requested that the Face of Everyman verify that their stiff and numb legs were indeed down, talons visible and that it was safe to land. The Spa enjoyed an enviable safety record.
Worms
Time after time the Face of Everyman had asked Rocky not to wash his food in the sacred waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. There was just something icky about slimy earthworms.
#MeToo
the Face of Everyman is perplexed; did Art always imitate Life even in the magical Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
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