Edwin and Derwin made their debut appearance at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa on July the 4th. the Face of Everyman was most pleased to greet them. Of course, one was shy; the other was woke.
Botanicals
Few found it easy to maintain their footing and balance after the Face of Everyman took advantage of his free quarterly exfoliating scrub with exotic botanicals at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. As more and more guests booked in to resort he would be hard pressed to pay for the expensive protective procedure on his own.
Naiad
Naiad, the Freshwater Spirit, visited the Face of Everyman as he dozed. She reminded him that the water filters needed to be cleaned. After all, it was up to him to maintain the high standards of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Shoe Tunes
Little Prestwick was always humming show tunes. Today what could be more apropos than “Singing in the Rain”? As dark clouds rolled across the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and intermittent showers fell, the little guy entertained the Face of Everyman ad nauseam.
Sunday Rose
It was her first day out of the nest. Instinct took Sunday Rose to the magical land of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. A wondrous being, the venerable sage told her where to find the most choice Beetles and Ants. the Face of Everyman prided himself on welcoming all new guests. He tried not to appear grumpy after being awaken from his afternoon nap.
Frolicking
Suddenly it became clear to Lawrence that his whole life at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had been under the scrutiny of a mad scientist, a diabolical fiend who took hundreds of photos a day of him and others frolicking. To what end? What other life forms were there in this magical place? From behind, the Face of Everyman began to enumerate . . .
World Cup 2018
The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was invaded by Football Hooligans. After every World Cup win, by any country, they rampaged thru the grounds and commandeered the pool. Poor old the Face of Everyman barely caught his breath. He made plans to be on vacation somewhere calm and peaceful during World Cup 2022; perhaps Qatar.
Trash Dog I
Outer perimeter sensors detected a behemoth intruding the magical Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Headquarters assigned an identifier of Trash Dog I. At 4:26 AM Code Red shelter in place was set in motion. In the morning the kindly old pensioner picked up the half-dozen cat food cans this monster had licked clean, then scattered. the Face of Everyman was asked to determine the legality of his dog tags.
Youth
As Spring turned into Summer more and more fledglings spent time at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. That venerable sage, the Face of Everyman couldn’t help but remember, with a sigh, the words of an old friend: “Youth is wasted on the young.”
Prestidigitation
Evander has rebranded himself as The Great Cardini, Master of Prestidigitation. He was eager to perform tonight before the dinner crowd at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was quick to point out that the “P” word referred to sleight of hand magic tricks; perhaps he should learn a few jokes and become a master comedy. Evander flew off to rethink his choice of careers.
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